Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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