he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
