she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize