Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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