Pregnant stripper...not hot.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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