i jhust puked up my retainher.
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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