Betty ford says i'm here all night
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
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I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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