You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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