in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
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I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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