Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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