sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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