After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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