and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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