So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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