So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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