question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
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One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
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You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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