i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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