Dual....:-)
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
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Operation Purity has been aborted
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
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I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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