She is in my trunk
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
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My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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