just tell him i said nine months
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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