I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
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I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
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At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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