Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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