Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
These 21 People Came Up With Hilarious Excuses For Their Hickies
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked