thanks...oh and i got my period
What did we do last night that was yellow?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.