I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
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Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
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Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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