when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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