But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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