Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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