i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
There r osticjed everywhere
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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