Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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