Will you blow on my dice?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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