dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
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Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
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Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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