dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I'm drive I can fine osifer
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
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I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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