did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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