My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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