we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
i need to put some appletini on your dick
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