I cockslap morals
I want to walk on stilts...naked
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
