Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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