saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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