What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
