Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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