It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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