I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Randomize
