I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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