Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
