This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Hippo gnu deer
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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