you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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