So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
