You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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