Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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