Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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