Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
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when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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