Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
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Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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